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Funny Medical One Liners Worth A Mention

Funny medical one/two liners that really caught my attention. I thought it was worth sharing it! Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can’t remember anything! Doctor: So, since when did you have this problem? Patient: What problem? Doctor: Nurse, how is that little boy doing, the one who swallowed ten quarters? Nurse:[...]

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Brain Surgery

The patient’s family gathered to hear what the specialists had to say. “Things don’t look good. The only chance is a brain transplant. This  is an experimental procedure. It might work, but the bad news is that  brains are very expensive, and you will have to pay the costs  yourselves.” “Well, how much does a[...]

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The Facts About Arthritis

Arthritis causes painful and stiff joints which limit mobility. This chronic illness makes it difficult for sufferers to manage their day-to-day care. When caring for a senior citizen with arthritis you want to make sure your home is safe and secure and as comfortable as possible to alleviate the symptoms. Arthritis can flare up in[...]

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Refeeding Syndrome: Anticipation is Key

Refeeding syndrome has received much attention among medical professionals of late, particularly the surgeons. Being a rare syndrome, it is seen in 0.8% of hospitalized adults. However, its importance lies in the fact that mortality in hospitalized patients who develop severe hypophosphatemia (serum phosphate <1 mg/dL) is 30%. The syndrome was first described after the[...]

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